noelbadgespugh:

aughtpunk:

ludwigplayingthetrombone:

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

katsud-on-ice:

socksowachowski:

elusive-suggestions:

bigmouthlass:

the-life-of-trash-aka-adrian:

gothmollyweasley:

appetitusinvictus:

if you’re a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities

I know boys don’t get these talks so let me clarify:

This doesn’t just mean alcohol

Don’t accept any open drinks

After you get your unopened drink, you keep it in your site

You have to go to the bathroom so you leave your drink on a table? That drink is now dead to you.

You’ve been holding your drink way low out of your eyesight and people are crowding? That drink is now suspect.

Stay safe, babies

Also: Rohypnol (a date rape drug) tastes VERY SALTY. If your drink is suddenly salty, STOP DRINKING IMMEDIATELY. 

Buddy system, y'all. If your friend is acting *way* drunker than they should, take them to an Urgent Care or ER. Date rape drugs can kill you.

always rb

Someone spiked my punch at my first pride and it was scary as hell

This goes for lesbians too. Women can be just as disgusting and predatory.

shuttheupfuck:

fangirlinginleatherboots:

teaching children that they are allowed to walk away and cool off if they are feeling overwhelmed might literally save their life as teens/adults

could save other ppls lives too.

^i think the point was that children are rarely ever taught this, and they grew up to be teens/adults that were killed/injured as a result

eliasericson:

epiphany 

ultravioletr0se:

does it ever hit you how truly lonely you are? like you have this terrible realization that this world has seven and a half billion people and yet you are still so alone? 

princesszeldaz:

tbh the best feeling in the world is when you get to make your favorite people laugh and you have that moment of yes,,,,, just as planned,,,,,,,,,,, I have Succeeded in Bringing Them Amusement,,,,,, look at that Beautiful Smile™ that means the world to me

ghettoinuyasha:

my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset
me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here

wizardjpeg:

what-hath-science-wrought:

wizardjpeg:

oops! i’m delightful

i wish I had that kinda self confidence, wizardjpeg. we could all learn a thing or two from you

thanks. i can shut down each of my organs through “power of will” alone

racingbarakarts:

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: